MY MAD DREAM OF AN ESSAY
Remember that time you ate that spicy chicken just before you went to bed on the night before the big wedding? Oh, that weird dream you had about the 2016 presidential election. When you woke up you couldn't quite remember the frightening details, but after reading 'Self-Reliance" and "A Sound of Thunder"it's all coming back to you now.

The dream started badly.You were in line with your family at a zoo waiting to be sent to jail. Everywhere you looked there were posters of president-elect yo-mama, looking like a crazy monkey who could eat a whole man. Suddenly, there was Ralph Waldo Emerson telling you, "Nothing can bring you peace but yourself." You realized that you have something to contribute to the world so you decided to stroll. But it wasn't easy. First you had to put on a fancy dress and shoes and then you had to make a bike to back in time to the time square so you could convince people to learn about the candidates and the social issues.

But right there in the times square there was a giant gorilla and it started screaming at everyone. People started to run. You grabbed a car from a nearby light post and yelled "Do what you want, not what others want." Everyone stopped and listened, so you kept going.